"Inside the [black hole] event horizon they’re probably holding all these crazy parties that YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO!"
My astrophysics professor
"Because the mass dependence [of neutron star radii] is to the negative one third, the more mass they get, the smaller they become. I wish I was made of degenerate matter! (Well, I am degenerate, but my packing parameter’s not that high) I could eat all I want and get thinner!"
My (Beloved) Astrophysics Professor, Eugene Chiang